Welcome to the (Fake) IPAS Website

Thanks for stopping by! Unfortunately, Ireland has run out of space, hotels, spare rooms, and patience.

Official satirical advice: Please consider heading to England instead. They've got more room, better queues, and allegedly decent weather sometimes.

Why We're "Full" (Satirical Reasons)

• Every hotel is already a temporary accommodation centre
• The housing waiting list is longer than the Wild Atlantic Way
• Even the seagulls are fighting over crumbs
• The sheep have unionised and demanded their own fields back